You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize