And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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