that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
why do cheetos always look like penises
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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