biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
How external is "for external use only"?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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