Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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