NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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