He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
