question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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