PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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