If i come over, it means nothing
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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