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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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