i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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