You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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