How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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