Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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