So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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