their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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