I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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