i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
