She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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