Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
