They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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