I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need help removing her.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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