he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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