He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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