Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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