you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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