Don't you send me to vm
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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