I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Boobs speak an international language.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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