I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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