weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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