Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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