There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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