maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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