so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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