Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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