Sponge bath it is.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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