Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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