Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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