I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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