I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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