well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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