Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
