His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was confusing and full of hummus
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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