he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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