Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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