Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize