Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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