If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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