So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
