She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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