Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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