People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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