Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
