idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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